Today I had perhaps the best idea of my adult life.

Sitting in my sister's room (the only quiet room in my mom's house at the time) I was admiring my sister's diploma. I noticed the signature of Gray Davis and a fuzzy memory arose about diplomas from UC schools. If I remember correctly, there are two "shortcomings" of ordering a duplicate diploma. One is that it says "duplicate" or something somewhere on the diploma.

The other shortcoming...and here is where the magic is...is that the signatures are from the current officers. This means if we order duplicate diplomas, Schwarzenegger will be listed as the governor!